so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so
Do not fall in love with people like me, because I am someone who will take you to museums. I work at a museum during the night as a security guard. Sometimes the statues come alive and try to kill me. I have made a pact with Theodore Roosevelt and a cowboy that looks like Owen Wilson to protect me from the other statues. Attila the Hun is leading the others to be at war with us. They may have won the battle but we will win the war.
Jenny doesn’t need your bullshit advances when there’s cake to be had.
peter capaldi is a blessing on this world
Oh god I was so worried about this too
guess who blew her money on Guardians of the Galaxy in AMC Prime at 7 on Thursday so she can be up for work at six on Friday
if you guessed me you’d be right
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We did a survey on Fandango to ask about the most anticipated films coming to Comic Con. And “Avengers 2: Age of Ultron” was number one.